Now I understand the hype.
This is something Iāve been wanting to do for years honestly. As you all know, here in America we wipe with cheeseburgers and bald eagles. But I canāt begin to count how many times Iāve heard or read someone extolling the virtues of the bidet, usually from a European or a converted āMurcan.
So I finally decided it was timeā¦began reading product reviews, found a brand new one for cheap on an auction site butā¦I misjudged the fit for my particular toilet. So that one had to go back in the box. Ended up going to a local store for one because I didnāt feel like waiting any longer and I could judge the fit with my own eyes.
Got one, brought it home, installed it, andā¦well friends I donāt know if buttholes believe in heaven, but if they do mine surely thinks itās died and gone there. Itās not one of the super luxury models with the remote and smartphone app, but itās got warm water, a seat warmer, and a warm air dryer. Iām hooked. In fact when Iām at work I now get annoyed that I donāt have access to it.
I now count myself among the converted. Iāve never felt so pampered.
LuxeBidet is the model I got.
Totally entry level, hooks up to the water supply to the toilet tank. No heat or special features, stupid easy to install. Price around $50.
To my mind, no need to go more expensive until you know more what you might want.
I do have an aunt and uncle who got an expensive toilet bidet unit with heated seat and all the featuresā¦ after having tried my bidet while visiting.
Plus with the cheap unit you get the bonus of hearing the startled yelps of your uninitiated guests as cold water hits their asshole for the first time.
I installed luxebidets during covid. Still working great. My wife and I both work in hospitals and didnāt have time to fight the crowd for TP.
The fancy models with air-drying are bad, it takes ages when you can just dab your butt/bits dry. Warm water is also a take-it-or-leave-it for me, but lots of people really like that.
Heated seat, thoughāTHAT is a nice feature. It squicked me out right away because I always hated sitting on toilet seats that were still warm from other butts when u was young, but I got over that and now Iād love to have a seat warmerā¦
Depending on bathroom layout you can also spray off the curtains for a quick in-place cleaning. This post sponsored by Luxe-gang.