Now I understand the hype.
This is something Iāve been wanting to do for years honestly. As you all know, here in America we wipe with cheeseburgers and bald eagles. But I canāt begin to count how many times Iāve heard or read someone extolling the virtues of the bidet, usually from a European or a converted āMurcan.
So I finally decided it was timeā¦began reading product reviews, found a brand new one for cheap on an auction site butā¦I misjudged the fit for my particular toilet. So that one had to go back in the box. Ended up going to a local store for one because I didnāt feel like waiting any longer and I could judge the fit with my own eyes.
Got one, brought it home, installed it, andā¦well friends I donāt know if buttholes believe in heaven, but if they do mine surely thinks itās died and gone there. Itās not one of the super luxury models with the remote and smartphone app, but itās got warm water, a seat warmer, and a warm air dryer. Iām hooked. In fact when Iām at work I now get annoyed that I donāt have access to it.
I now count myself among the converted. Iāve never felt so pampered.
the warm water is the only necessity. Iāve used those cold water bidets at midnight in winter in Minnesota. The shriek woke up the entire damn hostel.
Ahhhhh. Living somewhere with relatively mild winters, Iāve never had any desire to upgrade from my entry level, super basic, cold water only bidet.
I live in a frozen tundra wasteland and I have a cold-only and have never thought āI wish this was warmā
ā¦but then again, I keep my house 70Ā°F-75Ā°F year round. By the time I come in and poo, Iām a comfy temp.
My only toilet-attach-bidet complaint is that it really relies on the water pressure at your house. My house is blessed with Super Soaker CPS 2000 bathroom water pressure, but my best friendās bidet is like one of those clear water pistols where you fill with water from the back of the handle. I want my bits pressure-washed!
Next bit of warm weather we get, Iām seriously considering putting my travel bidet in the fridge.
Yep. And you need the seat warmer and warm air dry too.
Source: Live in northern Minnesota. It be COLD in the winter here.
My first ārealā winter was in Utah (I grew up in the California bay area. Our weather is divine when itās not on fire or raining spiders? Ooo, how do you think el niƱo of going to affect the annual spider rain?) and I lasted a week before upgrading. I cannot imagine Minnesota with icy cheeks
Donāt sell yourself short. Winter in Utah has its moments.
Itās not my price thatās short itās my legs
Well, donāt long for legs that you donāt have. But make the most of the legs you do have!