I go with “I want it to moo when I stab it”, but I actually would eat it raw, and have on many occasions (not from restaurant, but directly from a butcher)
But it’s been almost a decade since I ate a slab of meat. It just doesn’t agree with my digestive system, and constipation for days isn’t worth it. Im not strictly vegetarian, but as long as eggs don’t count, I’m vegetarian probably 75% of days with the rest being pre-made meals or things people prepare for me, and a burger a few times a month. I’m not paying the premium for a beyond or impossible when they always taste freezer burned around here because they aren’t popular, but if they have a veg patty or black bean, I usually get that.
My childhood best friend’s dad always said to send his steak out so raw you could slap a band-aid on it and put it back out to pasture.
A bandaid wont fix exsanguination though
You must be fun at parties
No need to be rude, like, maybe he just really wanted to use the word exsanguination and found a sentence that it fit.
Not with that attitude.
No, but it will prevent it.
Just walk it by the fire.
Show it a picture of how it could have been appropriately prepared
Churchill apocryphally liked his martinis so dry he wanted a glance at the vermouth bottle while pouring the gin.
I go with “I want it to moo when I stab it”, but I actually would eat it raw, and have on many occasions (not from restaurant, but directly from a butcher)
But it’s been almost a decade since I ate a slab of meat. It just doesn’t agree with my digestive system, and constipation for days isn’t worth it. Im not strictly vegetarian, but as long as eggs don’t count, I’m vegetarian probably 75% of days with the rest being pre-made meals or things people prepare for me, and a burger a few times a month. I’m not paying the premium for a beyond or impossible when they always taste freezer burned around here because they aren’t popular, but if they have a veg patty or black bean, I usually get that.