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minus-squareCADmonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up81·7 天前Instructions unclear, dated attractive co-worker in 2007. She farted on our first date, loud enough to be heard over the music and loud drunks at a steakhouse. We’ve been married 17 years.
minus-squareegregiousRac@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·edit-27 天前My coworker is also very attractive. We’ve been in various stages of relationship since highschool and were engaged before she got hired, however. Edit: She would like the Internet to know that I woo’d her with compliments about her puke-green eyes.
minus-squareAItoothbrush@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7 天前I was boutta say put a ring on her but seems you were 17 years early to my idea
minus-squareEvasiveSpecies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 天前A love story for the ages but unironically.
minus-squareDamage@feddit.itlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·7 天前An interesting way to share your fart fetish with us
minus-squareCADmonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·7 天前Oh no, thats not my fetish, its too tame.
Instructions unclear, dated attractive co-worker in 2007. She farted on our first date, loud enough to be heard over the music and loud drunks at a steakhouse.
We’ve been married 17 years.
My coworker is also very attractive. We’ve been in various stages of relationship since highschool and were engaged before she got hired, however.
Edit: She would like the Internet to know that I woo’d her with compliments about her puke-green eyes.
Beautiful puke-green eyes.
I was boutta say put a ring on her but seems you were 17 years early to my idea
A love story for the ages but unironically.
An interesting way to share your fart fetish with us
Oh no, thats not my fetish, its too tame.