“We will provide no pointers. But we are able to loan you something you would refer to as ‘a smoking hot babe.’”
She will point out your faults at every opportunity, including an ever present stench. You are welcome.
Make her wear a catsuit instead of traditional Vulcan clothing and I’m in.
Maybe Vulcans thought that the humans were making fun of their ears by calling them (the race) Pointers, instead of Vulcans
What a fantastic read!
The Borg weren’t prepared for a startship captain to lure them into his 50’s noir detective holo-novel and then machine gun them to death with a weapon made out of hard light.
I always wondered if those episodes aired before or after the Stargate’s SG-1 encounter with the replicators.
All TNG episodes aired before all SG-1 episodes. The machine gunning of the Borg happened in the movie First Contact which also came out before SG-1 went on the air.
Oh, thanks. I misremembered it happening in Voyager.
‘we revealed ourselves to you, what more could you want?!’ --Vulcans
“Are you not enlivened by our magnificence?”
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