Pfft, you make it sound like Louisiana “lawmakers” are just fronts for big oil and gas companies! Hahah! Like they’re so bought-and-paid for no one would even think to question it for the last seventy years.

I mean, yes, they are, but. Uh. You . . . also, y’know.

OOOHHH you think they’re opposing it because it will cut into oil and gas profits while helping the environment? Hmmm. I guess that’s possible, but. Boy that sure would be corrupt as hell and nihilistic to boot!