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minus-squareFatVegan@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·1 month agoMy dad aways makes a remark when someone crosses tge street slowly. He’s fat and slow as gell himself. I don’t understand how you can get mad at sghit like that.
minus-squareThreeme2189@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoI know you meant to write ‘slow as hell’ but ‘fat and slow as gel’ brought up a mental image that fits the scene.
minus-squarei_love_FFT@jlai.lulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·1 month agoMovement speed of a gelatinous cube is like 3 squares per turn. It’s slow as hell!
My dad aways makes a remark when someone crosses tge street slowly. He’s fat and slow as gell himself. I don’t understand how you can get mad at sghit like that.
I know you meant to write ‘slow as hell’ but ‘fat and slow as gel’ brought up a mental image that fits the scene.
Movement speed of a gelatinous cube is like 3 squares per turn. It’s slow as hell!