$5.99 a month.
Double flush for only $10.00!
I’d be okay with this if I could integrate it with home assistant. Just poo, wipe, and go. If seat goes from detecting a user to not detecting a user for 30 seconds, then flush, wait 15 seconds, disperse air freshener aroma.
It can’t be through a company cloud system though, it’s got to be local only. My poo schedule is not for data collection! :p
It can’t be through a company cloud system though, it’s got to be local only.
Sorry, the best we can do is only having one data breach every six months, and the toilet refusing to flush if the internet ever goes out.
What’s with the pie
Long running Bizarro gag.
I’m certain that already exists
Yah, I know there are super fancy toilets with app controllers. I’ve no doubt flushing is one of them.
“Also the hole is only big enough for farts.”
For poops, you need to upgrade to FlushMe Pro which is $200 monthly.
I’d just mail the manufacturer a bag of my shit.
I don’t see an artist signature
You’ll have to download the autograph app.
It’s a good app
Or at least instead of a handle, there’s a capacitive slidey thing.
Why a pipe and slice of cake?
Hijinks ensue when they put their phone in their pocket unlocked while their spouse or child is using the toilet.
