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minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoThat’s not how you get into Christian heaven though is it?
minus-squareokwhateverdude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 day agoYou gotta be real a real sub for Jesus to get into (one of many different versions of) Christian heaven. And remember, God loves you unconditionally, which is why if you don’t love him back, he will torture you in hell forever.
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-21 day agoGod doesn’t do the torturing himself. He has a disgruntled former-employee that went off and started his own thing that he subs that out to. I may be a little off on the canon. Most of my religious teaching comes from Jay and Silent Bob films.
minus-squareKangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·15 hours agoHe fired that employee but it’s actually stalking him and using him and struggling with him because he’s problematic even if God’s omnipotent.
minus-squarezloubida@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoOnly a very specific kind of Christianity teaches this.
minus-squarezloubida@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·1 day agoYes and no. It depends on what you call a “virtuous life”. If it means “a morally perfect one”, it’s indeed not.
minus-squareLemmyoutofhere@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoYou just have to touch little boys and you are fine.
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoI touched myself a lot as a little boy, does that count? If not I don’t think I’m cut out for heaven.
minus-squareLemmyoutofhere@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·20 hours agoMaybe they should do something about it then.
That’s not how you get into Christian heaven though is it?
You gotta be real a real sub for Jesus to get into (one of many different versions of) Christian heaven. And remember, God loves you unconditionally, which is why if you don’t love him back, he will torture you in hell forever.
God doesn’t do the torturing himself. He has a disgruntled former-employee that went off and started his own thing that he subs that out to.
I may be a little off on the canon. Most of my religious teaching comes from Jay and Silent Bob films.
He fired that employee but it’s actually stalking him and using him and struggling with him because he’s problematic even if God’s omnipotent.
god is a crazy girlfriend?
Only a very specific kind of Christianity teaches this.
Yes and no. It depends on what you call a “virtuous life”. If it means “a morally perfect one”, it’s indeed not.
You just have to touch little boys and you are fine.
I touched myself a lot as a little boy, does that count? If not I don’t think I’m cut out for heaven.
Maybe they should do something about it then.
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