EmpeRohr@mastodon.world to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 5 days agoWhen the Bard has a whole excel database of insultss3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.comimagemessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up1178arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1177arrow-down1imageWhen the Bard has a whole excel database of insultss3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.comEmpeRohr@mastodon.world to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 5 days agomessage-square5fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarethreelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·5 days agoThe real crime here is using Excel as a database.
minus-squarebob_lemon@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up18·5 days agoSELECT Insult FROM Insults ORDER BY RAND() LIMIT 1
minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·5 days agoThat reminds me of my previous job at a factory where a business critical database was maintained as a single Excel file with 15000 rows and 200 columns, and now all of my bones are in attack position.
minus-squarelowleveldata@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·5 days agoExcel databases are totally fine if the only reader is human
The real crime here is using Excel as a database.
SELECT Insult FROM Insults ORDER BY RAND() LIMIT 1That reminds me of my previous job at a factory where a business critical database was maintained as a single Excel file with 15000 rows and 200 columns, and now all of my bones are in attack position.
Excel databases are totally fine if the only reader is human