• kamenLady.@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    People traveling all the way to the USA trying to find the nearest cybertruck, while carrying the poo (probably in a plastic bag ) with them.

    This just in: thousands gather in front of hotel where Elon Musk is at. Witnesses say that most of the people have poo bags with them.

    Those would be nice headlines to have one day.

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      8 hours ago

      Cybertruck debuted well after Leon was revealed to be an absolute shitbird. The Cybertruck itself is well documented as being an ego stroking wank tank with no discernable improvements over existing vehicles. It has failed almost every claim made about it during its development and announcement. The only practical value is the ability to draw the eye by being relatively unique, making it useful for marketing. Otherwise it’s a clear signal that the owner has money to burn and an unhealthy devotion to the human equivalent of cancer

      People who own a cybertruck are chuds of the highest order

      Is that clear enough for you?