KERRVILLE, TX—Promising grieving Texans he would do everything in his power to make things right in the wake of last week’s deadly floods, Sen. Ted Cruz assured his constituents Wednesday that he was working tirelessly to get the rest of his Greek vacation refunded. “I have spent countless hours on the phone persuading Capital One […]
Rafael Cruz…
Unless he wants to explain to his voters why he refuses to use his “Christian name” and go by a moniker instead.
What does it say on his birth certificate?
We’d have to go to Canada to find out.
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Long form…
Wait, we’re supposed to wait till he provides the normal one, then change what we’re asking for