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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
Canada@lemmy.ca•Poilievre demands Carney cap federal deficit at $31B ahead of spring economic updateEnglish
2·31 minutes agoThis is the MP who lost his seat, right?
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Microsoft: Fully Automating Supply Chain Attacks since 2026!English
1·15 hours agoProbably. See weird names and emails from what’s obviously the same person all the time.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
Pravda News!@news.abolish.capital•‘National embarrassment’English
3·17 hours agoEmbarrassment s.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
news@lemmings.world•Conspiracy theories are swirling about the White House Correspondents’ Dinner shootingEnglish
17·17 hours agoMilitarily Top Secret Ballroom
The writers for this season are hacks.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.com•The Best Kind of Plot 👍English
1102·18 hours agoIt’s too close to murdering CEOs.
They don’t want peasants getting ideas.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world•Hotel has extra fees? Well then...English
97·18 hours agoGod forbid you pay for the things you use. 🙄
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump Erupts in ‘60 Minutes’ Interview: ‘I’m Not a Pedophile’English
32·1 day agoIt’s like when I walk into every room and inform everyone that I’m not a murderer. There’s always some asshole who thinks that means I am a murderer.
Like, dude, I just told you I wasn’t.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
news@lemmings.world•Trump says shooting proves need for his White House ballroomEnglish
22·2 days agoCan we give this princess his fucking ballroom already? I’m sick of hearing about it.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is your favourite moon(s) in the Solar System?English
4·2 days agoI’m partial to Luna.
God, what fucking idiots.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
Technology@lemmy.world•‘In two years, nobody will care’ if actors are AI or not, predicts La Haine directorEnglish
19·3 days agoDirectors must be salivating at the idea of actors who never say “I’m cold” or “that’s dangerous” or “you’re a hack.”
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Never let 'em see you sweatEnglish
13·3 days agoWhat’s the charge? Enjoying a succulent blunt?
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Aint no way 😡English
2·3 days agoSpent a weekend in Paris last year. Meals were €40-€100 for two with wine.
Can’t get out of happy hour in America without spending $40 for one.
Technically correct.
The good news is you’ll pass your upcoming drug test.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What tv show has the best theme song?English
4·3 days agoZankoku na tenshi no you ni…
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Lindsey Graham needs to do something about the Hagia SophiaEnglish
6·3 days agoHe can debate me in New Amsterdam.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Lindsey Graham needs to do something about the Hagia SophiaEnglish
13·3 days agoBut what if I have a date in Constantinople?
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Lindsey Graham needs to do something about the Hagia SophiaEnglish
9·3 days agoAnd the Etruscan’ts.
















Yes, there’s no way people would genuinely push back against 996.