I just think that you and I have different priorities.

No, not bad. Likely difficult on occasion. I’ve identified things that I’m bad at and therefore try not to involve myself in them, when possible.

The real challenges being getting reported or banned?

If you don’t stand up for yourself, no one will.

That wasn’t a requirment of the hypothetical fun internet situation.

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Either way you’re interacting with the post and Google pays me.

Reciprocal voting? That’s child’s play.

Oh shit

Coffee shops.

Strawberry could be a good contender.

Viscount Strophanthus. My first androgynous crush. In hindsight the content was pretty edgey and cringe, though.

etc., are heroes. They are not.

Well, they may not be your hero.

Sir, this is Wendy’s.

Ideally 2300, but usually 0000 or soon after.

Psychopathy is a boon in my line of work.

Under, but fold the beginning of the paper over itself, so it appears to be over until your unsuspecting victim tries to grab some paper. Then they realize the true nature of your depravity.

Twisting the ball to scroll is phenomenal, with very little learning curve. They added audible clicking noises when you scroll, which was a really nice touch.

I bought a SlimBlade Pro for productivity work and never looked back. Best purchase.