1. 📰 Disappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are released (direct link) (👍1264 👎13)

from Not The Onion (!nottheonion@lemmy.world) lemmy

Disappointed Christians say ‘God is delaying the Rapture’ until Epstein Files are released

Disappointed Christians say ‘God is delaying the Rapture’ until Epstein Files are released. After the rapture failed to happen on Tuesday, many Christians are blaming it on the fact Donald Trump hasn’t released a trove of documents relating to Jeffrey Epstein. It comes after Pastor Joshua Mhlakela made a chilling “prediction” about the end of the world last month. With a straight face, the South African priest told hosts of Cent Twinz TV the raptures was “coming September 23, 2025” 🖋️🤖

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2. 📰 Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away (direct link) (👍923 👎3)

from The Onion (!theonion@midwest.social) lemmy

Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away

WASHINGTON—Alarmed at the prospect of unconstitutional overreach by the Trump administration, millions of fearful Americans have already begun stockpiling facts before the federal government comes to take them away, sources confirmed Friday. “I know my rights as an American, so you’d better believe I’m getting my hands on as many facts as possible and keeping them somewhere safe where this First Amendment–hating president of ours can’t snatch them all up,” said Pittsburgh resident David Edelman, 38, adding that he was worried that President Trump planned to not only suspend production of facts, but also seize existing ones, leaving Americans and their families completely defenseless. “The minute I saw Trump, I knew he was someone who didn’t grow up around facts or the kind of folks who use facts. Well, the founding fathers cherished my right to possess facts, and they’d be rolling in their graves if they knew the Feds were going to bust in and try to steal our facts in the middle of the night.” A spokesperson for the Trump administration dismissed such fears, saying that the president merely wanted to keep facts away from certain dangerous people. 🖊️️🤖

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3. 📰 Scuba Thief Steals Thousands From Floating Disney Restaurant, Then Disappears Into Water (direct link) (👍114 👎0)

from Offbeat (!offbeat@lemmy.ca) lemmy

Scuba Thief Steals Thousands From Floating Disney Restaurant, Then Disappears Into Water

Have you ever wanted to pull off the perfect heist, something that would make Steven Soderbergh green with envy? The thief reportedly swam underwater to Paddlefish Restaurant in Disney Springs with the help of scuba gear, which also disguised his identity as he spray painted the restaurant’s security cameras according to WFTV 9. He then ditched the gear, walked into the manager’s office, and tied up the two workers who were counting the day’s cash. He grabbed the haul, suited back up in his scuba gear, and made off into the water — all inside of two minutes. Danny Ocean, eat your heart out, there’s a new Night Fox pulling jobs down in Orlando. 🖊️️🤖

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4. 📰 Runaway cat travels over 30 miles to pub - twice! (direct link) (👍57 👎0)

from And Finally… (!andfinally@feddit.uk) lemmy

Lincoln cat travels over 30 miles to Nottingham pub - twice

A curious cat has become a regular at a pub more than 30 miles away after making the journey twice in just over a month. Peanut, a rescued one-year-old who lives in North Hykeham, Lincoln, caused a catastrophe for his owners when he went missing and ended up at Castle Rock Brewery in Nottingham in July and again in August. Either a keen hiker or a train enthusiast who knows where to get on and off, mystery surrounds how Peanut has managed to get himself there both times. “I can’t say I blame him”, owner Charley Rawlings said. “If I was to run away from home, a pub wouldn’t be a bad place to start.” 🖊️️🤖

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5. 📰 Harris on Trump: ‘We’re dealing with a communist dictator’ (direct link) (👍58 👎7)

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📰 Raw milk CEO whose products have been recalled may lead US raw milk policy (direct link), posted in SERIOUS NEWS ONLY (👍56 👎1)

Raw milk CEO whose products have been recalled may lead US raw milk policy

The idea, he told the Guardian, would be to create a “raw milk ordinance”, mirroring the existing federal “standard milk ordinance”. McAfee’s Raw Farm in Fresno supplies raw milk and milk products to grocery stories across California, and has the unique distinction of supplying the kefir used in the smoothies at Los Angeles’s celebrity-approved Erewhon market. Contact with raw milk and the handling of raw milk, however, has been associated with infections – especially among dairy workers. Antibodies to H5N1, however, have not been found in raw milk products, and cow antibodies would not confer immunity to humans. The California department of food and agriculture also quarantined the farm and suspended the distribution of Raw Farm products produced on or after 27 November. 🖊️️🤖

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