this is funny to think about but the thing about porch pirates is that they know where you live and they aren’t afraid to ruin your day
edit: and now they have an Amazon box filled with dog poo
This is why I much prefer lying in wait with the garden hose.
Depends on who it is. Some of them are doing this to multiple houses in a day and if you remove the shipping label, they don’t have an exact idea which package was the one that contained the shit.
waits on the porch in the rocking chair with a shotgun at the ready
If you do this use the neighbors address you don’t like for when it inevitably gets returned.
I like to send a mail bomb to myself, but whatever works, I guess
(for legal reasons, this comment is a joke)
Glitter bomb. Mail glitter bomb.
Gary Glitter?
Seems like a good way to receive a retaliatory poo?
How about bed bugs, flees and cockroaches instead?
Hornets?
Just put a H on the box, so you remember.
Oh hello eBay seller!
Can it be my poo?
