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Cows Look Like Maps@sh.itjust.worksM to Eh Buddy Hoser@sh.itjust.works · 6 days ago

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Cows Look Like Maps@sh.itjust.worksM to Eh Buddy Hoser@sh.itjust.works · 6 days ago
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  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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    Trump is tearing it down himself.

    • AlreadyDefederated@midwest.social
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      Ah, the secret Canadian operative we never suspected!

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      • Albbi@piefed.ca
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        Well his grandfather did run a brothel in Canada.

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          Was it underage too?

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        Yer fuckin fired, bud, figure it out

    • redsand@infosec.pub
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      Because Larry Ellison and Elon Musk wanted to build a StarGate data center there. The Epstein ballroom was an afterthought cover-up.

      Seriously check out the architect change, the funding, the military consulting, the power upgrades the city is doing

      • XLE@piefed.social
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        Ironic

  • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works
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    American here, can confirm, if we were invaded by a foreign power, I’d root for the foreign power.

    • fishy@lemmy.today
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      Fellow American here. Of course we would the guys in charge now are traitors

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    I unironically feel like the White House burning down actually should be on a 2028 bingo card.

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      I wouldn’t bet against it, he’s having his incompetent stooges rebuild a whole wing, i would not be surprise if they hit a gas line or something.

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        I’m really hoping it’s done so cheaply, because they know they ain’t getting paid, that it collapses when they host some big-wig event mocking the poor, like that party a few months ago.

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    Look I’m not gonna say “please do” because with the current admin pretty sure they would just come round me up. I’m just saying, if it were to happen, well, no harm no foul on my book

    • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Oh sweet summer child. They won’t hold back just because you didn’t technically say the thing.

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    If you burn down the White House you better make sure the resident is in it … otherwise we will get MAD!

    • wewbull@feddit.uk
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      If you want a job done right, you have to do it yourself.

      • Wilco@lemmy.zip
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        Dont tempt people like that.

    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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      More likely to find him in Mar a Lago, which is unfortunately a lot farther away from Canada.

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        The further they have to go, the bigger their army is going to get

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          “Where are you guys going?”

          “To burn down Mar-a-Lago, wanna come?”

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        deleted by creator

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      Yeah the architecture is innocent, it’s the fascist fucks occupying it that I’ve got a problem with

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    Make sure Trump is stuck on the roof when you do it.

    Maybe Cuba could “visit” Mar-A-Largo simultaneously?

    No one will mind, there will be no investigation. We’ll just whistle and go on our merry way

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      There may be a spare Peace Prize laying around that could be looted in tbe process even.

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      Can we destroy his golf courses while we’re at it?

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    Glass Mar-A-Lago. Burn the evil down at the root.

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      During a MAGAt rally? The atrocity. clutches Pearl

      Cost-effective, though.

    • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      It’s too late. The Flood infection has already taken root. Gotta glass the whole flat earth.

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    Lock the doors before he gets out first please

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    no please stop

    • dankm@lemmy.ca
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      I must have the sauce.

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        I have no clue. Like all shitposters I caught it from a friend

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    The current PM said this . It was right after he took office and there is a video of it. And he said something like "now don’t make us burn the WH down, …again (smiles smuggly).

    I believe it was in response to Trump’s threats about annexing Canada.

    I also am pretty sure there was a red curtain background. If that helps anyone find the clip.

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    Canada’s biggest mistake was letting it burn rather than taking it back. Would’ve saved the world a lot of hassle for the following 200 years 😮‍💨

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    It’s going to need to be burned down anyways. It’s going to stank like ass and old diapers with ketchup on top.

    Tacky tasteless gold bullshit everywhere. Pictures of his ugly fucking mug.

    Burn the whole fucking thing down.

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      Okay but Trump is never in the White House. He’s always at Mar-A-Lago.

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    Got a head start for you, on the East Wing

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    Please please please please please dear God please

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