Somehow you’ve gotten your dream home. The cabin in the mountains, penthouse downtown, castle nestled deep in the woods, nuclear bunker in the hills, or whatever. Whats the bit you’d add that might raise a brow from others? The fireman’s pole? The slide? The moat? The hidden room behind a bookshelf where you keep your stuffed animals?

  • Thorny_Thicket@sopuli.xyz
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    1 year ago

    I’d have a room dedicated for porn basically. Monitors playing films 24/7, posters on the walls, toys, clothes, dolls etc. all over in huge quantities. Basically if there’s a “kinky version” of anything I want it there instead of the ordinary thing. Like a light switch that’s a dick you flip up and down etc.

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      1 year ago

      Surprised there aren’t more sex related comments here. My wife and I would love to have a large playroom - say 800sqft - just as a playroom. We’d have sex swings, St. Andrews cross, benches, fuck couches, huge beds with posts for fun activities, sex machine, all the toys could be organized on nice glass shelving.

      I’d also want a huge bathroom attached with a hot tub, open showers with benches and for cleanup after play.

      Just everything for a night of fun debauchery with friends in the lifestyle