not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 26 天前tech never works for longlemmy.blahaj.zoneexternal-linkmessage-square298linkfedilinkarrow-up11.36Karrow-down147cross-posted to: lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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minus-squarerem26_art@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up218arrow-down1·26 天前swap out those mechanicals windows for mechanical linux and then we’ll talk
minus-squareThorry@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up93arrow-down1·26 天前I use Arch BTW. Like just huge arches instead of windows or even doors, Arch is all you need.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·26 天前I thought Emacs is all you need?
minus-squareImpractical_Island@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·25 天前Real programmers use memes to program the machines of the world.
minus-squarerealitaetsverlust@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·25 天前Tfw you come to your first day of work in critical infrastructure to maintain drivers and highly critical network applications and they’re all written in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE
minus-squareImpractical_Island@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·25 天前Just play Zork all day until you get fired. They’ll think you’re coding!
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·25 天前https://youtu.be/urcL86UpqZc According to this documentary, you’re wrong!
minus-squarefrank@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·26 天前I never thought about how a physical arch relates to physical windows. Interesting.
minus-squareOpisek@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·26 天前I am more of a hydraulic Linux person myself
minus-squaretrollercoaster@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·26 天前That’s pneumatic Linux, though.
minus-squareWR5@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·26 天前Likely not, the whole point of hydraulics is that the fluid is non-compressible!
swap out those mechanicals windows for mechanical linux and then we’ll talk
I use Arch BTW.
Like just huge arches instead of windows or even doors, Arch is all you need.
I thought Emacs is all you need?
Real programmers use memes to program the machines of the world.
Tfw you come to your first day of work in critical infrastructure to maintain drivers and highly critical network applications and they’re all written in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE
Just play Zork all day until you get fired. They’ll think you’re coding!
Incorrect, you need
https://youtu.be/urcL86UpqZc
According to this documentary, you’re wrong!
I never thought about how a physical arch relates to physical windows. Interesting.
I am more of a hydraulic Linux person myself
You must feel compressed.
That’s pneumatic Linux, though.
Actually it’s GNUmatic Linux.
Likely not, the whole point of hydraulics is that the fluid is non-compressible!