They usually count my bottom-half twice.
Palestinians 'cause you’re getting your numbers from Google


Some baby’s only half out.
Just keep refreshing. This number is live.
Haven’t you ever heard the expression “half brother”?
Due to the recent supreme court ruling black people are 3/5 again.
You can’t get to a half by adding up fifths.
Sure you can. 2.5/5
Anything is possible with American math.
Add 5 whales and 34 prairie dogs and you get 26.5 elephants
Multiply 14 cats by 31 dogs and you get an abomination unto god
Typical race condition because birth is not an atomic operation. Count function was called when baby was half in / half out.
Maybe its your mother that counts for 1,5? 😏
Simple math error. They counted limbs, then divided by four.
That’s what happens when your way of counting humans is an equation I guess.
It can easily be rounded before being displayed.
Could have easily done a roundup function…
Bunch of people are on the fence.
AI slop from Google
Scott Weiland said in his song Creep that he was “half the man he used to be”. Maybe it’s someone like that.
My half brother.










