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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/63684173
I was scrolling by, and being tired, I misread the text in the thumbnail image as ‘Germans are not real’ and thought this was a shitpost for a second.
But then I see the actual headline is even crazier because it’s not a shitpost.
The “I can’t see them” argument getting used in 2026 needs to just be trolling at this point.
Microscopes that can see cells and bigger bacteria are so accessible- haven’t a ton of people seen amoebas on microscopes in high school at this point? Either the education system has failed all of us or knowing anything is woke at this point.
Ugh, all the shit these idiots peddle and the anti-germ ones get me the most.
If they don’t believe in microscopic shit, what do they think is making the frogs gay? Like some big gay ray, that shoots gay lasers?
As a side note, I used to know a guy named Big Gay Ray.
Ironic for the religious crowd
it’s real. (2019 article) https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47201923
Yes it’s a real quote but he was joking. We could do with less disinformation.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/fact-check-yes-trumps-defense-210600563.html
The context of Hegseth’s remark and the reactions of his co-hosts indicate he was joking.
Wanna buy a bridge in New York? I’ll give you a good deal.
To be fair to Kegbreath, the “I can’t see it so it must not exist” comes from overhearing his wife talking about his penis to her girlfriends.
I don’t care about this. Release the Epstein files and get tf out of this war of choice and distraction.
So he goes to take a shit and wipes his ass but doesn’t wash his hands afterwards? What a disgusting piece of shit.
I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s one of those “wiping or washing your butthole is gay” morons.
Do you really think he wipes? A man touching his butt? He’s so repressed he would probably nut on his face.
Can’t see his brain, either.
Must not exist then.
Already lost one president because of this belief so fingers crossed?
Which one was that?
John Garfield.
Yes he can see Jesus, but only the white one.
How many are there?
I can only imagine that this plus the president decomposing into his trousers every few hours, must have the whole white house smelling of pure shit
Is the reason he can’t get his ballroom finished because all the contractors keep getting norovirus?
I want to say you mean defecating. But somehow decomposing works too?
I wrote what I meant
Lucky wife there…
Checkmate, theists.




