I’m actually the shards of what was once a bad physicist who dropped out of a PhD because they’re hard and I’m brittle.
I should’ve done chemistry though, firstly because it is cool and involves more than crying at your desk, secondly because I would actually have a job, thirdly because if I didn’t have a job I could at least make some drugs to cope with the stress, and fourthly because if the government came for my coping drugs I could make bombs to throw at them till they left me alone.
I assumed you a chemist, what a blunder.
Clearly you’re a warrior poet with a passion for chemistry.
I’m actually the shards of what was once a bad physicist who dropped out of a PhD because they’re hard and I’m brittle.
I should’ve done chemistry though, firstly because it is cool and involves more than crying at your desk, secondly because I would actually have a job, thirdly because if I didn’t have a job I could at least make some drugs to cope with the stress, and fourthly because if the government came for my coping drugs I could make bombs to throw at them till they left me alone.
Nice, I dropped out of a poli sci degree for very similar reasons.
On the bright side you don’t need a PhD to produce drugs and bombs, and those things might help with the whole desk crying conundrum.