“Goon it crazy style” was just to be funny. What’s the actual difference in watching porn in public and smut novels if you’re not jorkin it and nobody sees the screen?
Not a great comparison–a better one would be reading something like Playboy in public, if the cover were no more “scandalous” than the cover of a smutty romance novel. In this case, other people know what you’re doing.
If you’re watching a video and no one can see the screen (and you’re not gooning it crazy style) then there’s no problem, and no controversy–you’re being discreet.
…that’s definitely not the case for everyone. But count yourself lucky that it isn’t visible for you. Highschool + puberty is pretty miserable otherwise.
The only “someone” I’ve seen talking about public masturbation is you. :/ The “Goon it crazy” was clearly a hyperbole, given this posts’ context.
And I’m not too surprised about the reaction. While the OP (from Bluesky, not you) definitely made a brand new sentence, the take is not particularly bright.
“Goon crazy style” is slang for watching porn. It also happens to be a hyperbole, since watching porn clearly isn’t as bad as jerking yourself to a medical condition.
What should the non-hyperbolic version of “let’s compare dropping bombs to reading about the war.” (assuming that’s the sentence) have been?
To me it appears that you tried making a comparison of VerilyFemme’s comment under a wrong assumption (eg. that it was about public masturbation), and now are trying to cover it up by calling it a hyperbole.
Anyway, as you stated I’m here to laugh, and not to write reports about misunderstandings taken to the next level.
Next let’s compare dropping bombs to reading about the war.
Let’s contrast instead!
“Goon it crazy style” was just to be funny. What’s the actual difference in watching porn in public and smut novels if you’re not jorkin it and nobody sees the screen?
Not a great comparison–a better one would be reading something like Playboy in public, if the cover were no more “scandalous” than the cover of a smutty romance novel. In this case, other people know what you’re doing.
If you’re watching a video and no one can see the screen (and you’re not gooning it crazy style) then there’s no problem, and no controversy–you’re being discreet.
Well, we’re contrasting.
Essentially it would be less problematic, in your opinion?
If nobody sees the screen, who would be doing moral outrage?
The same people outraging morally in these instances: the online
The sentence was supposed to be funny, too.
Men get visible boners, women don’t.
Unless you have a thermal camera, there’s no way to know what she’s reading (if it’s on an e-reader at least)
In pretty rare cases (huge dick or no underwear + very thin fabric of pants)
TIL I have a huge dick. Or maybe my denim jeans aren’t as thick as I thought they were?
Or maybe your boner isn’t so visible
I wish that were so…
…that’s definitely not the case for everyone. But count yourself lucky that it isn’t visible for you. Highschool + puberty is pretty miserable otherwise.
Just put it up
Your own example would be more akin to watching a documentary vs reading about it. No one actually dies by you doing so.
That’s not like any of the examples. Someone is equating reading smutty romance to public masturbation.
I honestly didn’t see this going in this direction, I’m pretty fascinated by the reaction here.
…to public watching nude images, not to masturbation.
Gooning can also mean “to be in a state of sexual arousal”
The only “someone” I’ve seen talking about public masturbation is you. :/ The “Goon it crazy” was clearly a hyperbole, given this posts’ context.
And I’m not too surprised about the reaction. While the OP (from Bluesky, not you) definitely made a brand new sentence, the take is not particularly bright.
So …so was the sentence?
Did someone take a lighthearted meme community too seriously?
The OPs’ sentence? Yes clearly.
Yours? I’m not entirely convinced. Or at least it’s not only a hyperbole, given your other comments in this thread.
What.
“Goon crazy style” is slang for watching porn. It also happens to be a hyperbole, since watching porn clearly isn’t as bad as jerking yourself to a medical condition.
What should the non-hyperbolic version of “let’s compare dropping bombs to reading about the war.” (assuming that’s the sentence) have been?
To me it appears that you tried making a comparison of VerilyFemme’s comment under a wrong assumption (eg. that it was about public masturbation), and now are trying to cover it up by calling it a hyperbole.
Anyway, as you stated I’m here to laugh, and not to write reports about misunderstandings taken to the next level.
Gooning always meant masturbating to me.
I polled my friends and family. We all agree gooning it is slang for jerking it, even my mom said so.