No shit, Sherlock
I’m good until I run out, I guess.
Oh dear.
I dont like this game
A little slimy and unconventional but I’m up for the challenge
Oh hey you could monetize this too
I wonder what Only Fans’ animal policy is
Gross.
Yours would be much better
You’d be chowing on those disgusting sweet things Montrealers call bagels.
Finally, my time to shine.
I’m just confused
I’d say pretty fucked, one way or another.
Neonazi skinheads have plenty of idiots to grift nowadays. Plus there’s always meth. You’ll be fine.
That is totally not the direction I was going…
I have no idea why situation would cause smoking weed and having sex with sharks to be a matter of life and death but I’m incredibly curious to find out
Pretty sure my time would be up.
I like my odds
I planned for this exact scenario
Either I’m a lawyer for warlocks making sure they don’t enter tricky contracts with devils, which I assume pays well, or I’m a lawyer and a warlock so will soon have my own TV show.
I’m more worried about innocent bystanders tbh…
I guess eternal life through some profane kind of undead cyborg magic… Bad maybe?
Truly the best unlife.
