Who?

I believe “headpats” is the only valid answer.

She may also need an elecyrical socket.

“I don’t care who the IRS sends. I’m not paying taxes”

Wake up screaming from the nightmare of anime characters walking in the real world.

Well first, I’m super-polite because this minotaur-child’s parents might be nearby.

Ask her if she brought Kobayashi with her.

I need a drinking buddy.

Ask why a random child has appeared at my door and ask where her parents are

Since she has horns (are these horns?) I’d call some scientists over. This might be the biggest discovery of all time. An extraterrestrial or extra dimensional lifeform? This would change everything!

She’s a maid right? I show her in and let her get to work.

First, I’d ask who she is, since I’ve never seen that anime. Then I’d let her in to get cozy.

What’s wrong with Kanna here? How funny.