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Any heaven with countable waterslides is no heaven at all
Male pharaohs, specifically. The few female pharaohs we have evidence for were buried with one arm crooked over her chest and one at her hip. Probably making sure both halves of her bikini stayed on for the entire slide, while the men in swim trunks weren’t worried about it.
People living in a desert would think water slides are heaven. The logic checks out.
Sir, this is a desert.
Six Flags Luxor
Styx Flags
They don’t teach this in school anymore?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee
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