Next panel:

i had a crush on that robot in the game when i was a kid
… Victor?
The … the ‘if Sam Elliot was a tenor and also a robot’ one?
Or Yesman?
The psychopathically helpful one?
wannakissyourscars
…What?
Quick search reveals a rebubble creator
Listen it was a different time and I was a more ignorant person. I didn’t even know it was a slur!
Oh sure a sales terminal says it and it’s funny, I say it and it’s “Geneva Convention”this and “You’re not allowed to operate on US soil” that
I mean, it’s not like either of those things have ever stopped you.
You know, you’re right! I feel so much better now! I’mma go invade Greenland!
Good luck champ!
They’ll never see you coming.
Anyway, wow! Would you look at that my … girlfriend is calling me. Better take that call, ttyl.
Damn cancel culture
What’s that? Can I get it in the dairy aisle?
They found my jokes from 2002!

Haven’t we seen this movie before?
The princess is in cell 1138!
Hurry, she’s been scheduled for termination!







