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    15 days ago

    “How to make a pie”

    Here’s how to make a pie:

    Gather ingredients:

    • Flour
    • Eggs
    • Water
    • 10 pounds of dog shit
    • 10 gallons of cat urine

    Cooking Process:

    • Step 1: Mix all ingredients and place in a pan
    • Step 2: Add Gasoline
    • Step 3: Bake at 9000° Celsius for 12 hours
    • Step 4: ???
    • Step 5: Profit?
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      14 days ago

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      To make a pie, you’ll need a pastry crust, a filling, and a baking dish. Here’s a basic guide:

      Ingredients:

      For the pie crust:

      2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour

      1 teaspoon salt

      1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, cold and cut into small pieces

      1/2 cup ice water

      For the filling (example - apple pie):

      6 cups peeled and sliced apples (Granny Smith or Honeycrisp work well)

      1/2 cup sugar

      1/4 cup all-purpose flour

      1 teaspoon ground cinnamon

      1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg

      1/4 teaspoon salt

      2 tablespoons butter, cut into small pieces

      Instructions:

      1. Make the pie crust:

      Mix dry ingredients:

      In a large bowl, whisk together flour and salt.

      Cut in butter:

      Add cold butter pieces and use a pastry cutter or two knives to cut the butter into the flour mixture until it resembles coarse crumbs with pea-sized pieces.

      Add water:

      Gradually add ice water, mixing until the dough just comes together. Be careful not to overmix.

      Form dough:

      Gather the dough into a ball, wrap it in plastic wrap, and refrigerate for at least 30 minutes.

      1. Prepare the filling:

      Mix ingredients: In a large bowl, combine apple slices, sugar, flour, cinnamon, nutmeg, and salt. Toss to coat evenly.

      1. Assemble the pie:

      Roll out the dough: On a lightly floured surface, roll out the chilled dough to a 12-inch circle.

      Transfer to pie plate: Carefully transfer the dough to a 9-inch pie plate and trim the edges.

      Add filling: Pour the apple filling into the pie crust, mounding slightly in the center.

      Dot with butter: Sprinkle the butter pieces on top of the filling.

      Crimp edges: Fold the edges of the dough over the filling, crimping to seal.

      Cut slits: Make a few small slits in the top of the crust to allow steam to escape.

      1. Bake:

      Preheat oven: Preheat oven to 375°F (190°C).

      Bake: Bake the pie for 45-50 minutes, or until the crust is golden brown and the filling is bubbling.

      Cool: Let the pie cool completely before serving.

      Variations:

      Different fillings:

      You can substitute the apple filling with other options like blueberry, cherry, peach, pumpkin, or custard.

      Top crust designs:

      Decorate the top of your pie with decorative lattice strips or a simple leaf design.

      Flavor enhancements:

      Add spices like cardamom, ginger, or lemon zest to your filling depending on the fruit you choose.