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A streamer I watch mentioned how they played D&D and it wasn’t all super horny like all the D&D memes he finds and I just had to wonder what weird D&D group he played with that there wasn’t at least 1 person playing a Bard whose entire schtick was fucking their way out of every problem?
…there’s a comic i read somewhere illustrating how sombre, dramatic campaign settings ultimately devolve into slapstick hijinks and silly, slapstick campaign settings ultimately evolve into dramatic epics…
I introduced a “small one story structure, its walls no wider than the span of a single door” next to the farmhouse my players were investigating. They didn’t believe the owners who told them what it was for, and went to check it out for themselves, hackles up and weapons drawn.
It’s an outhouse.
Just an outhouse.
That movie was the shit. It had no right to be as good as it was until you realize that it was a movie made with love by true D&D nerds, designed to feel like the cinematic retelling of an actual campaign, crit rolls, weird player personalities, DM nudging, and all.
The DMPC character who just walked off into the horizon in a perfectly straight line when his job was done is my favorite minor detail of the movie.
Xenk was great - that walking off bit was apparently because they hadn’t called “cut” yet and he just kept walking. So they let him, then turned it into a gag.
I think he was supposedly crafted as a replacement for a planned inclusion of Drizzt as a character, but I like my headcanon that he’s basically the DMPC sent to deus ex machina them out of their worst fuckups.
Just once in my life I’d love to play DnD with the most unsmilingly pompous tryhards in the world so we could all be severe and straight-up Tolkien characters talking like books.
Then I’d publish the session recording so that everyone could see that it’s not a dream worth having and we could all move on to feeling fine with our regular silly bullshit.
I’d watch it. The fandom for a dnd podcast like that would be rabid, I think
…isn’t that essentially critical role?..
I think they tend to have more shenanigans than LotR (though even LotR isn’t zero shenanigans, especially the movies).
I got my entire party arrested for trying to bribe a bartender who was an undercover cop. When I rolled a 1 trying to escape (I was a wind elf) I accidentally set loose a tornado killing all of us instantly.
