He can probably expect a few lucrative directorships from Reform UK backers in return for his help in making the Farage government possible. In a few years’ time, his yacht will be moored next to the Blairs’ one.

Bit of a redundant article. No leader would ever say anything else.

Get the lettuce out.

Or was it cabbage?

He’s preparing for pantomime season.

Next week: “Shabana Mahmood is the new Labour leader”