what would you do?
I… still can read the usernames.
The way I always told it was “beat a mime to death so they’d die a legend”. Not sure where I first heard it.
It’s the perfect crime! Even if the mime tried to tell the truth, he’d only get more applause and congratulations for sticking to the bit.
Are my clothes invisible too or do I have to strangle my landlord naked?
Your entire thought process indicates genius level.
Why are mimes stereotypically only found in Paris?
The main mime academy of the world is there, so most people who want to learn mime go there to study with the most renowned mime teachers.
Might have something to do with it…
Also, Marcel Marceau, hands down the most famous pioneer of mime, was a Parisian. Pretty sure he founded the academy, too.
He also helped french jewish children escape nazi occupation by escorting them over the Alps. He taught them mime along the way to help them manage their anxiety while also staying silent to avoid detection.
And then he went back into occupied France to escort more children to safety. And he did that multiple times.
Wtf, why is not a tragic comedy movie done yet?
Maybe a silent musical?
Starring Kevin Hart, The Rock, and Jack Black.
Ever since the Jerry Lewis debacle no studio wants to touch anything remotely clown adjacent and set in the 1940s.
They are also pretty common in NOLA but that is just crawdad paris
In medieval Europe, early forms of mime such as mummer plays and later dumbshows evolved. In early nineteenth-century Paris, Jean-Gaspard Deburau solidified the many attributes that have come to be known in modern times—the silent figure in whiteface.
You know mimes can speak, right? Like the mime could just end the act.
He thinks he’s ending his act, everyone watching thinks he’s just that committed.
Luigi cosplay
Don’t forget about Paper Mario!
sidepoint, I love the shitty censor over usernames lmao
The structure of the usernames, and give that it’s reddit, makes me think this is a bot replying to a bot’s post lmao
For almost every account I create, I use the username generator built into my password manager. All my accounts (other than this one, which I accidentally left the numbers off) are a single word followed by 4 numbers
WelcomeMatt feels like an older, real username. Anything that ends in 3+ numbers screams bot to me though
Plot twist: the mime censored the usernames
Mime breaks own jaw with jaw muscles to wow audience!
Hey, it’s hard out there for a fake moby
lol, rofl even.

SOISOISOISOISOISOIS
ROFLCO PTER
Wouldn’t it just be roflpter?
Lol, Classic and Classy.
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I have to agree with you there. Yes, definitely.











