• iocase@lemmy.zip
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    17 hours ago

    I have a suggestion!

    One of these puppies will chew through literally anything, and you can run it as slow as you want as you feed them in feet first!

    Alternatively we could also use the Wall Street Brazen bull

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    2 days ago

    I’ve actually seen and helped to operate one of these connected to a tractor. And I must say that these scare me so much, lol.

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      4 days ago

      We haven’t even seen all of the redacted files. They never released all of them.

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      3 days ago

      And remember everyone, if we ever do, there will only be a couple sacrificial lambs that just spend the last 5-15 years of their life delaying through our justice system.

      The files are not important at this point. At least not in terms of what actually must be done to enact justice. Every single person with political power or influence is at fault and complacent. The entire Epstein class needs to be purged and their wealth and property seized.

      There is really no justice that can be reached outside of a literal revolution.

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      2 days ago

      The environmental impact of chipping the rotation class in severely overshadows the difference in the degree of environmental friendliness between these two options. Let’s just pick whichever one is most convenient or portable at the time.

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    4 days ago

    A woodchipper might work but you gotta admit that a guillotine is a good way to get a head…

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    3 days ago

    That one night be a little underpowered. You want it to be slow, but not jam up completely. If it takes too long they’ll just bleed out.

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    3 days ago

    Whenever guillotines are brought up I like to point out that ~90% of the people guillotined during the French Revolution were regular commoners. And the last guy to be guillotined was the guy who had been in charge of deciding who to guillotine next.

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    3 days ago

    What about the serene and beautiful simplicity of just flinging them from very high cliffs?