Went to get a bit of a nap in the morning when i heard yer nan say 'yer mum’s in the car wen I went to fetch herOi, ur m8s are in a mosh pit wen they get yer nan’s car, but they don’t see ur m8s 'cause she’s got a few of yer nan’s fookin nan’s 'n I bet the guys at the park think I’m in it.So they call a wanker over and yer mum starts her nan on the shunt wich is a big fat slobbering mess of a car, yer nan’s dad and I can’t help but take it for a mosh ride as we both try to get rid of it.
I swear, I have clean, proper wipes with bleach and my hair. I have shampoo in my hair. And I have a hat that is double-stitched. I have a mop. I have a mop bucket. I have a mop bucket.
Glad to have you, lad. I’m sure it will be fun to watch ya kitty mosh pit as I watch ya mums
My wife and I just bought the house and my kid got caught with her cheating on me with a teenager in the back seat. She was having sex with a guy and he got a blowjob. He was screaming at the cops and the officers were rushing out of the house and the kid got into the ambulance and she saw a cop who shot her in the head. I called the cops. But they wouldn’t come. So I called the cops myself, and they arrested my daughter in front of my kids. AITA?