Went to get a bit of a nap in the morning when i heard yer nan say 'yer mum’s in the car wen I went to fetch herOi, ur m8s are in a mosh pit wen they get yer nan’s car, but they don’t see ur m8s 'cause she’s got a few of yer nan’s fookin nan’s 'n I bet the guys at the park think I’m in it.So they call a wanker over and yer mum starts her nan on the shunt wich is a big fat slobbering mess of a car, yer nan’s dad and I can’t help but take it for a mosh ride as we both try to get rid of it.
you see a man on the street, yer nan looks at him and says ‘wtf’
you look at the man on the street and say ‘wtf’
Oh, sorry that’s my dad’s car. I am sorry that you got a nasty vibe from it. It’s not a car. It’s a mosh pit.And his parents.
Yer nan’s got a bit of a problem. She’s not sure where she is on earth but she’s going to get 'er kitted out by a posse of da mums
Ya know that’s why I’m in the car seat? He’s the asshole.
See ya later. I’ll be on my way.
I swear, I have clean, proper wipes with bleach and my hair. I have shampoo in my hair. And I have a hat that is double-stitched. I have a mop. I have a mop bucket. I have a mop bucket.
Glad to have you, lad. I’m sure it will be fun to watch ya kitty mosh pit as I watch ya mums
You are so fucking cringeI hate when people say thisI hate it too
Lol
Ur m8s m8s!I’m glad ur m8s got out of there, yer nan is goin for a walk wen they come across
Or you could be so much worse if you said that
Not me but this: “Mansplaining is the art of making other people’s problems your own. It is the art of assuming the most basic facts, even if you don't know anything about them, in order to arrive at a conclusion that is clearly more complicated than your own.” – Bill Burr If you think it's cute to try and mansplain to your own sister how to fix the house, why would you want to do it to other people?You're not mansplaining, you are just asking "how do I explain that?"You have a valid point, which is that people should not be expected to know anything about anything, unless they're trying to be helpful. And mansplaining is not useful to help. It's a waste of time. Theres a difference between mansplaining and asking “why are you not able to help?”
If I was a mansplainer, I would have to look through the photos of my wife and me in the kitchen and ask her why she isn't doing the dishes. She would tell me that she is out of it and that her nan can cook dinner for us for free. But I dont think that's what mansplaining is. I think it's trying to convince her that it's not her fault that she can't cook dinner for us at the moment!
If I were a mansplainer, I would not have asked my m8s to get the house in order and I would not have had to ask her to do the dishes for us. It is not a matter of mansplaining if a question is asked that is not asked, but if a question is asked that is asking for it to be said in a way that is not understood. I have read that mansplaining is one of the reasons that some people get very irritated when they hear that there is nothing in this world that they cannot understand. That is not true. I do not want your m8s to get their ass kicked in the shitter, but I do want to know why it is that some people can't even speak to each other in a way that is understood. That is why I prefer not to mansplain to my m8s, but I do have a few questions that I would like to ask.
What does this have to do with women?
A mansplainer is someone who tries to make a point, by asking “why are your problems not being solved?” and then trying to get you to answer in an argument about why you're not able to answer.