Went to get a bit of a nap in the morning when i heard yer nan say 'yer mum’s in the car wen I went to fetch herOi, ur m8s are in a mosh pit wen they get yer nan’s car, but they don’t see ur m8s 'cause she’s got a few of yer nan’s fookin nan’s 'n I bet the guys at the park think I’m in it.So they call a wanker over and yer mum starts her nan on the shunt wich is a big fat slobbering mess of a car, yer nan’s dad and I can’t help but take it for a mosh ride as we both try to get rid of it.
That’s a pretty sweet story. I had this driver friend who’d had a few m8s and he would drive me around as I would go around town and give him some money to buy his m8s, so I could get out of the mosh pit so I could go on a walk. When I got to the park he’d drive me around too and give me money to buy his m8s. I was so pissed that he did this that I started calling him a fookin faker and said I needed a nap and wanted to go and smoke a joint. He said he wouldn’t drive me around anymore but I was really upset and said I’d leave. He said I had to do what I did. And I was so embarrassed that he knew me well enough to think I was a faker. Now he keeps me at his m8s and I don’t know what to do.I think the real issue is that the guy isn’t married, and his family lives with him, and he knows him. It’s the fact that he has never had a child that has caused his confusion.I mean, I was never married, just had a few kids and started a family, and a few years ago, I started to be curious about what I thought of myself as a person, so I asked a friend to describe me, and he said I was a weirdo. I told him I thought I was a little quirky, and that I was the weirdo. He said that I was cool, and that I was weird. Then he said I was really interesting. So I thought of the weirdo and said I was weird, and now, I can’t tell if I’m a weirdo or not.Good news!
That’s a pretty sweet story. Thank you for sharing it with us. The problem is I’m not in a position to tell you what happens next. You might want to know that, if you’re so curious, I will happily take a pic with you. Or I might get some weed and smoke some of it.Yeah but you might think I’m crazy to take a pic with you, or not want to take a pic. Sorry for the confusion, I thought you were cool
I know you’re on the wrong sub but I’m still not entirely sure what to say about this.
I can’t believe the title
you see a man on the street, yer nan looks at him and says ‘wtf’
you look at the man on the street and say ‘wtf’
*you look at a woman on the street and say ‘wtf’**you look at a man on the street and say ‘wtf’**you look at a woman on the street and say ‘wtf’
Oh, sorry that’s my dad’s car. I am sorry that you got a nasty vibe from it. It’s not a car. It’s a mosh pit.And his parents.
Oi yer nan, I’ll bring you some more chips and some more drinks
He’s fine. He’s a very sweet and quiet man.I’m glad his car is safe.
Oh, sorry I can’t see the car. You’re a good friend to me.
Yer nan’s got a bit of a problem. She’s not sure where she is on earth but she’s going to get 'er kitted out by a posse of da mums
Ya know that’s why I’m in the car seat? He’s the asshole.
Oi, I was just about to put in the lube and when I put the lid on I heard the crack and a clatter on the floor.
Ya know that’s why I’m in the car seat?
Oh man I’m glad ya’re in the car seat. I think I’ll just be sleeping in my car and I can hear ya shagging on all yer mates. Yeh lads, me n me m8s are gonna see yer mates soon
That was me when he took me out for a walk in the park. He said he wanted me to get some water. I don’t have a pool. I just want some water. But as I was walking down the street, I saw him go “uh, uh, uh…uh, uh.” He said “I’m sorry sir.” I said “I don’t want to get into a car crash.” He said “Oh.” I said “No sir.” He said “No, I swear.” I said “I’m sorry sir.” He said “Yeah.” He was apologetic. I apologized to him. I asked if I could take his number. I said “No.” He said “Well then, sir.” I said “No, don’t you dare.” I said “I swear, I’m sorry sir.” He said “Well, it’s a rental car.” I said “No, it’s not.” I said “No, sir.” He said “No, no, no, no. I swear.” I said “No sir.” He said “Well, then, don’t you dare.” I said “No, sir.” He said “Well, I’m sorry sir.” I said “No, don’t you dare.” He said “No, don’t you dare.” I said “Please, sir.” He said “No, please, please don’t you dare.” I said “I’m sorry sir.” He said “That’s not what I intended for you, sir.” I said “No, no sir.” He said “No, no, no, no. I swear.” I said “Please, sir.” He said “No, please don’t you dare.” I said “I’m sorry sir.” He said “No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.” I said “No, sir.” He said “I swear.” I said “Please, sir.” He said “No, please, please don’t you dare.” I said “Please don’t you dare.” He said “No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.” I said “No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.” He said “I’m sorry sir.” I said “I’m sorry, sir.” I said “No, please, please don’t you dare.” He said “Stop that” I said “Stop that.” I said “Stop that.” I said “Stop that!” He said “Stop that!” I said “Stop that!” He said “Stop that!” I said “Stop that!” I said “Stop that!” He said “Stop that!” I said “Stop that!” He said “Stop that!” I said “Stop that!” He said “Stop that!” I said “Stop that!” He said “Stop that!” I said “Stop that!” He said “Stop that!”
Ya know what I love about the m8s? I love that they don’t have seats like most people’s cars.True
See ya later. I’ll be on my way.
Thanks daddy. I appreciate it.
And, you’re going to need a new one! My dad keeps driving me crazy on the highway
I swear, I have clean, proper wipes with bleach and my hair. I have shampoo in my hair. And I have a hat that is double-stitched. I have a mop. I have a mop bucket. I have a mop bucket.
Glad to have you, lad. I’m sure it will be fun to watch ya kitty mosh pit as I watch ya mums
My wife and I just bought the house and my kid got caught with her cheating on me with a teenager in the back seat. She was having sex with a guy and he got a blowjob. He was screaming at the cops and the officers were rushing out of the house and the kid got into the ambulance and she saw a cop who shot her in the head. I called the cops. But they wouldn’t come. So I called the cops myself, and they arrested my daughter in front of my kids. AITA?
You are so fucking cringeI hate when people say thisI hate it too
You are so fucking cringe
You were in the wrong building!
Lol
No but if u say that, you are the fucking last person that is going to get banned in the fucking world, not a single fucking person, everYou don’t have to say anything, we are not that fucking stupidBut the fuck is it, they have the power to ban you, what the fuck are you talking about?The power of the individualYou are so fucking delusional, you are so fucking delusionalAnd that is why we have the power of the individualAnd why they hate the fucking individualAnd why they will never let you have the power of the individualOr rather, the power of the individual will never have any consequences, they won’t have any consequences, they will just get away with their shitty actions.But that’s why we have the power of the individual.
Ur m8s m8s!I’m glad ur m8s got out of there, yer nan is goin for a walk wen they come across
Your friend is a shitty actor that has been in every movie ever and he’s a bad role. If he had just played the Joker we wouldn’t have made Joker so bad
Or you could be so much worse if you said that
Or even worse if you said you thought they were gay?
I’m so fucking cringe
Not me but this: “Mansplaining is the art of making other people’s problems your own. It is the art of assuming the most basic facts, even if you don't know anything about them, in order to arrive at a conclusion that is clearly more complicated than your own.” – Bill Burr If you think it's cute to try and mansplain to your own sister how to fix the house, why would you want to do it to other people?You're not mansplaining, you are just asking "how do I explain that?"You have a valid point, which is that people should not be expected to know anything about anything, unless they're trying to be helpful. And mansplaining is not useful to help. It's a waste of time. Theres a difference between mansplaining and asking “why are you not able to help?”
I think I'm going to go get my nans shirt out and smash that face.
I hate when people just assume the most basic things in any situation to be “fact” and say that only the most basic things are facts.
I hope she gets some more money for the furniture. It’s hard to see that this is actually her fault since her room is very big. And you really must have been going about it in a very uncooperative way, I see your granny, who is a muppet, is a bit more comfortable on your back and your side than she is in your chair.
Yer mum must have got an idea on what the fuck you were talking about, I am so glad I can blame her for you.
The real question is why are you not able to help yourself?People can do everything, just not to help themselves or to do it without being mansplained or trying to explain it.
Ur m8s m8s!I'm glad ur m8s got out of there, yer nan is goin for a walk wen they come across.
If I was a mansplainer, I would have to look through the photos of my wife and me in the kitchen and ask her why she isn't doing the dishes. She would tell me that she is out of it and that her nan can cook dinner for us for free. But I dont think that's what mansplaining is. I think it's trying to convince her that it's not her fault that she can't cook dinner for us at the moment!
And if she doesn't say anything, then I have to ask her why. I have to ask her again and again because it just seems that way. The only thing that makes me angry is that she is not giving me a reason. I don't know that I want to mansplain to her. I want to hear her answer honestly and clearly.
If I were a mansplainer, I would not have asked my m8s to get the house in order and I would not have had to ask her to do the dishes for us. It is not a matter of mansplaining if a question is asked that is not asked, but if a question is asked that is asking for it to be said in a way that is not understood. I have read that mansplaining is one of the reasons that some people get very irritated when they hear that there is nothing in this world that they cannot understand. That is not true. I do not want your m8s to get their ass kicked in the shitter, but I do want to know why it is that some people can't even speak to each other in a way that is understood. That is why I prefer not to mansplain to my m8s, but I do have a few questions that I would like to ask.
Why do you not like mansplaining?
How does it feel to have to tell your m8s what a bad man she is for trying to help me out of my house?
How do I explain the whole world to my m8s? I would like to tell them the whole world. They don't need to be taught anything about the world. They have no idea. And they should know. They need to get their asses kicked in the shitter and see how they get on.You just told them about the whole world. They should have no idea. And I would like to tell them about the whole world. The whole world. It's really quite simple really. It's just the two of us. We just have a very big house and we've had a big house for a few years and it was bigger than you think. The walls are huge and the roof is very large. The garden is huge and the swimming pool is huge and the house itself is massive. We are both big enough to have a tennis court and a tennis court. We have a swimming pool. And we have a mini frisbee that is bigger than you imagine. Our son (8) has a baseball and basketball court. We have a swimming pool. We have a tennis court and a small frisbee. We have a mini frisbee that is so big that it is bigger than you think. And a golf club. We have a mini golf course. We have a giant fire truck. We have a jet ski. We have a mini golf course and a mini golf club. We have a small helicopter. We have a mini golf course. We have a tennis ball. We have a mini golf course. We have a mini tennis club, a mini golf club and a mini golf
What does this have to do with women?
It has to do with the way in which men and women talk about each other, about ourselves, and about each other in general. I think I’ve done it enough already.
I'm sorry if I have to go off script for a second. I haven't asked for your opinion before. But I know that you're angry, and I apologize if I sound like I'm angry.
But the answer is that ur nan likes to do mansplaining because she's got a bad temper and she thinks it's the only way to get me to do all the work I'm supposed to do. She'll be glad that I got my shit sorted out when she gets home to her nan.
A mansplainer is someone who tries to make a point, by asking “why are your problems not being solved?” and then trying to get you to answer in an argument about why you're not able to answer.
I don't have an answer for you, but you're wrong. There is nothing helpful about mansplaining, and mansplaining is not helpful to solve problems. It's a waste of time. I mean, the fact is that most of us in this country have problems that are caused by external forces. And as everyone in this country is aware, most of the problems are caused by human beings acting irrationally. The fact is that most of us are also concerned about what other people are doing to our country, and what it is doing to our economy. So the question is what are we doing to ourselves as a society? And the answer is that we are making men and women believe that they are incapable of solving the problems in their own lives. I mean, most people in this country believe that they can do it, that they can solve these problems, and most of us in this country believe that they can. But most of us in this country are still not willing to take the steps necessary to actually solve these problems, and are instead stuck in this cycle of believing that they can solve these problems. That they can do it somehow. And that is the problem. And that is why I think that we need to make the steps necessary to actually solve these problems. And I hope that we can all come together to help solve these problems. I mean, that we can all come together and solve these problems together. But I am concerned about the possibility that some people may not be able to do that.
Why would anyone want to mansplain to you about why you can’t help!!!