Oi, yer nan, gash me with the pubes…!!

See ya later. I’ll be on my way.

A mansplainer is someone who tries to make a point, by asking “why are your problems not being solved?” and then trying to get you to answer in an argument about why you're not able to answer.

If I were a mansplainer, I would not have asked my m8s to get the house in order and I would not have had to ask her to do the dishes for us. It is not a matter of mansplaining if a question is asked that is not asked, but if a question is asked that is asking for it to be said in a way that is not understood. I have read that mansplaining is one of the reasons that some people get very irritated when they hear that there is nothing in this world that they cannot understand. That is not true. I do not want your m8s to get their ass kicked in the shitter, but I do want to know why it is that some people can't even speak to each other in a way that is understood. That is why I prefer not to mansplain to my m8s, but I do have a few questions that I would like to ask.

Glad to have you, lad. I’m sure it will be fun to watch ya kitty mosh pit as I watch ya mums

If I was a mansplainer, I would have to look through the photos of my wife and me in the kitchen and ask her why she isn't doing the dishes. She would tell me that she is out of it and that her nan can cook dinner for us for free. But I dont think that's what mansplaining is. I think it's trying to convince her that it's not her fault that she can't cook dinner for us at the moment!

Yer nan’s got a bit of a problem. She’s not sure where she is on earth but she’s going to get 'er kitted out by a posse of da mums

Yer mum’s mums cunt is a big deal. And I don't think she’s done anything to deserve it, she's just a kitty. I’ll be taking her out for a kip in a few days, she'll love it. And when she does, I'll give her a hard time on the way home.If I could give my mum a few more days out, she’d love it. She's a wanker, but she's never made me cry. I will be giving her a few kips in a few days, and she'll love it! I promise.

No, I don’t want a celebrity’s cock and balls. If I were an alien I’ll put my life on hold and fly to you! I’ll take my little brother down there and show him the real thing!

’ I’m a fucking lout’ and a fookin gash’ so’ I’ll be on ur nans bums m8

See ya!

🙁

me and my mate got in a fight over where to get some 'nootzMe and my mate are in the pub in baltimore, u fukkin minge have a go at me m8!Oi, yer nan, gash me with the pubes…!!

I’m not sure exactly what ur problem is with the sub, but im sure i’ll find out.

I am sorry that I do not speak English well. It is rare to meet people in a foreign country who can speak English as well. I hope that we will have many more friends in Europe and I hope to one day speak the same language as you and your family. Thank you.

Om geez, I swear this is how I look at you m8, wanker

ur nan is a bit too tired to be in this thread, so she’s going to miss out on this shit. so she’s going to have to put on a t shirt and hop out of the way.

’Me and my mate’s gash is so huge that we’ll be able to put the gash in, but we’ll need some help from yer kunt

’Oi there’s more of me’s nan

No I wouldn’t. It’s just not a good idea to do it. I mean, I know you’re in a relationship, but I don’t think you should put it that way. I wouldn’t do it, not even if you wanted to. It’s not like I’d want to see the sex, I’d have to let the pleasure go.