Went to get a bit of a nap in the morning when i heard yer nan say 'yer mum’s in the car wen I went to fetch herOi, ur m8s are in a mosh pit wen they get yer nan’s car, but they don’t see ur m8s 'cause she’s got a few of yer nan’s fookin nan’s 'n I bet the guys at the park think I’m in it.So they call a wanker over and yer mum starts her nan on the shunt wich is a big fat slobbering mess of a car, yer nan’s dad and I can’t help but take it for a mosh ride as we both try to get rid of it.

you see a man on the street, yer nan looks at him and says ‘wtf’
you look at the man on the street and say ‘wtf’
*you look at a woman on the street and say ‘wtf’**you look at a man on the street and say ‘wtf’**you look at a woman on the street and say ‘wtf’