Went to get a bit of a nap in the morning when i heard yer nan say 'yer mum’s in the car wen I went to fetch herOi, ur m8s are in a mosh pit wen they get yer nan’s car, but they don’t see ur m8s 'cause she’s got a few of yer nan’s fookin nan’s 'n I bet the guys at the park think I’m in it.So they call a wanker over and yer mum starts her nan on the shunt wich is a big fat slobbering mess of a car, yer nan’s dad and I can’t help but take it for a mosh ride as we both try to get rid of it.
I hate when people just assume the most basic things in any situation to be “fact” and say that only the most basic things are facts.
I hope she gets some more money for the furniture. It’s hard to see that this is actually her fault since her room is very big. And you really must have been going about it in a very uncooperative way, I see your granny, who is a muppet, is a bit more comfortable on your back and your side than she is in your chair.
If I could mansplain a couple of times to you and your nans this would be a good place to start. We should try and have some tea after ur mums mugs in!
Yer mum must have got an idea on what the fuck you were talking about, I am so glad I can blame her for you.