Throwaway@lemm.ee to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 6 months agoCongrats, you've been made Ruler of the World. How do you fuck it up?message-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down111
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareCongrats, you've been made Ruler of the World. How do you fuck it up?Throwaway@lemm.ee to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 6 months agomessage-square10fedilink
minus-squareCaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·6 months ago-Metric system -abolish penny -abolish daylight savings time -Every month is now five 6-day weeks (More orderly, no Monday) -Last five days of every year (Six on leap years) Is now a New Year’s festival. -move august and july to end of year (now September, October, November, December Correspond with their correctly numbered month) Ads cannot interrupt content, can only be before or after each episode/movie
minus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·6 months agoI believe the question was “how do you fuck it up” not make everything better.
minus-squareCaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·6 months agoAll beverages are now required to be Diet New Coke served exclusively in those tiny cardboard milk cartons.
-Metric system
-abolish penny
-abolish daylight savings time
-Every month is now five 6-day weeks (More orderly, no Monday)
-Last five days of every year (Six on leap years) Is now a New Year’s festival.
-move august and july to end of year (now September, October, November, December Correspond with their correctly numbered month)
Ads cannot interrupt content, can only be before or after each episode/movie
I believe the question was “how do you fuck it up” not make everything better.
All beverages are now required to be Diet New Coke served exclusively in those tiny cardboard milk cartons.