I’ll start: I tried to move a bookshelf while drunk about 6 years ago and tore a tendon in my shoulder pretty damn good. It still bothers me sometimes if I move it wrong or sleep on it wrong.

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    5 months ago

    Earlier this week I tried to pick up my fat ass cat and tweaked my back. I’ve been hobbling around like an old man all week.

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        5 months ago

        Spotted the <30yo. Just you wait. I have tweaked my back from lifting a milk carton the wrong way.

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        5 months ago

        My cat is overweight but not obese lol. It is always the innocent things that you do that end up hurting your back. The first time I hurt my back was when I was sitting on a step… tying my effing shoe.

        Fortunately it has only happened to me three times in the last 6 years. Every time it happens I feel like I am dying though.