The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 个月前Bewarelemmy.worldimagemessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up1901arrow-down15
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minus-squarehelpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·2 个月前That’s why you gotta do a full pat down to throw them off.
minus-squareripcord@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up31arrow-down1·2 个月前Pretend your wallet is missing. Start freaking out and accusing others around you of stealing jt. No sense trying to pickpocket the guy with no wallet
minus-squareRhaedas@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 个月前Also makes the actual pickpockets wonder if someone is working the area and better than them, since they didn’t see it happen.
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 个月前I just do the macarena every time I see the sign.
minus-squareMrShankles@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 个月前Lmao that visual made me actually chuckle
minus-squareCrozekiel@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 个月前Hahah… Wait, why were you watching?? Are you a pickpocket?
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·2 个月前Wrist watch…wedding band… Nothing in my hands…nothing up my sleeves… Headphones, cap… Phone…keys…wallet…empty… (Casually adjust wedgie hoping nobody notices) HEY MACARENA.
minus-squaremultifariace@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 个月前Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet and Watch.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 个月前What do you do if you’re naked, though?
minus-squarehelpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 个月前Start digging. Make sure you clearly pull out a few hundreds and put them back in.
minus-squareJoeBigelow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 个月前I’d assume in that case one would be using their prison wallet.
minus-squareMelllvar@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 个月前Just stick your hands between your buttocks. That’s nature’s pocket.
That’s why you gotta do a full pat down to throw them off.
Pretend your wallet is missing. Start freaking out and accusing others around you of stealing jt.
No sense trying to pickpocket the guy with no wallet
Also makes the actual pickpockets wonder if someone is working the area and better than them, since they didn’t see it happen.
I just do the macarena every time I see the sign.
Lmao that visual made me actually chuckle
Hahah… Wait, why were you watching?? Are you a pickpocket?
Wrist watch…wedding band…
Nothing in my hands…nothing up my sleeves…
Headphones, cap…
Phone…keys…wallet…empty…
(Casually adjust wedgie hoping nobody notices)
HEY MACARENA.
Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet and Watch.
What do you do if you’re naked, though?
Start digging. Make sure you clearly pull out a few hundreds and put them back in.
I’d assume in that case one would be using their prison wallet.
Just stick your hands between your buttocks. That’s nature’s pocket.
Want to pickpocket me? 😏