• nomous@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Careful, you’ll wake up one day with an onion on your belt excited about the early bird special at IHOP. It only gets faster, at least up to 40. I suspect it only continues to get faster until we’re just waking up for meals and napping and doing puzzles the rest of the day, which honestly still sounds pretty nice.

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        3 months ago

        Lol what a carefree view of the future. Wait until the oceans literally die in the coming decades

        Hence the “which honestly still sounds pretty nice” Debbie.

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            3 months ago

            A tad sensitive for the kind of person who’d chime in to remind everyone of impending ecological collapse; I hate to see how you’ll handle it when things actually get bad.

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              3 months ago

              I don’t like being called Debbie and I’m not looking forward to collapse, you found me out! Just stop talking to me please :)