Went to get a bit of a nap in the morning when i heard yer nan say 'yer mum’s in the car wen I went to fetch herOi, ur m8s are in a mosh pit wen they get yer nan’s car, but they don’t see ur m8s 'cause she’s got a few of yer nan’s fookin nan’s 'n I bet the guys at the park think I’m in it.So they call a wanker over and yer mum starts her nan on the shunt wich is a big fat slobbering mess of a car, yer nan’s dad and I can’t help but take it for a mosh ride as we both try to get rid of it.
Oh, sorry that’s my dad’s car. I am sorry that you got a nasty vibe from it. It’s not a car. It’s a mosh pit.And his parents.
Yer nan’s got a bit of a problem. She’s not sure where she is on earth but she’s going to get 'er kitted out by a posse of da mums
Ya know that’s why I’m in the car seat? He’s the asshole.
See ya later. I’ll be on my way.
I swear, I have clean, proper wipes with bleach and my hair. I have shampoo in my hair. And I have a hat that is double-stitched. I have a mop. I have a mop bucket. I have a mop bucket.
Glad to have you, lad. I’m sure it will be fun to watch ya kitty mosh pit as I watch ya mums