Damn that fucker was FAST to the second pole!
“Stop climbing this pole!”
“Fine…”
climbs the other pole
Or worse, it decides to join the lineman in the bucket.
Was thinking something up there Bear wants!
Imagine that day of work… Thinking you’ll go make some connections maybe troubleshoot an issue oh fuck it’s a 500 lb bear!
there’s bear in the desert? Is it a desert? Where are the trees?
Black bears used to live in almost the entirety of the continental United States and Canada. They prefer woodland areas but can get by anywhere with food and water. My first guess would be that this bear lives in or near an urban area.
That’s amazing. I can’t imagine be okay with the bear wandering over to my bucket and being within claw range while literally poking the bear.
Oh, I couldn’t bear it
My buddy coaxes the bears(4) out of his neighbour’s garage when the neighbour leaves it open and they wander in for mayhem. He strolls in, makes noise, claps his hands - like a waiter scattering a smear of pigeons - and they all bug out.
Dude is about 71% badass.
Is the other 29% gone when he had his arm taken off by a bear?
The 29% is just ass.
That bear is having so much fun.
Counterpoint: probably freaked the fuck out
I read beer and was very confused.


