That’s it — That’s the shower thought.
Anything that filters through the emotional part of someone brain before the logical one would work.
You only have to look at what flat earthers, chemtrailers or antivaxxers believe. Given that, “male pregnancy” should make a nice and straightforward addition.
Wait, can we get pregante?!
We can get pregarnanate?!
Well, that’s how flat earthers started. Let’s fucking go 🔥🔥🔥
Part of the childbirth freedom and democracy act. Did you know that a womb isn’t actually needed to give birth. Scientists at the UofT theorize that the organ is a left over from ancient days when babies needed more protection from daily danger. Now in our totally safe society it’s redundant and men can just gestate babies in the space between their organs. Of course c-section is the preferred method of delivery but the alternative is not insurmountable.
That that’s why Sam Altman (who’s gay) is pushing AI so hard. He’s trying to get pregnant. Illuminati confirmed.
Yes, and switch his name up and you not only have man but also anal. Coincidence? Maybe.
Whoa the gematria checks out! /s
They believe what they’re told to believe so yes it’s possible.
unequivocally yes
Right? I am not capable of believing in anything harder than I believe in the gullibility of those rubes and their constant role as useful idiots
I believe in it harder than they believe in the next grift.
They believe whitehouse.gov/aliens is about actual aliens from outer space
We spread a misinformation campaign based around AI forcing you to become a woman
Conservatives will believe anything so long as it’s said to them by the right person
Or denied by the right person.
“The baseless rumors that the Democratic party are partnering with Anthropic to enable men to become pregnant are divisive lies perpetrated by cretins in the Republican party.”
- Hilary Clinton
That’ll have them frothing at the mouth in no time
Somebody call her. Get someone on the inside of openai. Let’s do this.
And disbelieve anything that’s said by left people
Lucky (?) For us the guy at the top is losing his mind and will believe anything you say to him as long as it is framed as a compliment and offers him a way to make a dollar.
MAGA is mostly a group of Boomers that have just gotten the hang of the internet within the last 10 years or so. They are still in the “trolling” child-like phase of using the internet.
However, this is slowly morphing into a conspiracy oriented culture. They tell weird stories to each other and other people pretend to believe the stories and add to them. This is why they seem so batshit crazy, they know half the stuff they say is idiotic … but they like the reactions they get from “the libs” … its another form of trolling.
So put a liberal hating spin on the story and it would work.
maga also includes farther right gen-z, and ge-xers to. prior to pandemic it was mostly boomers and gen x and now it includes alot of Z-ers/.
I think you’re giving them far too much credit
Some are stupid and actually believe everything they hear from “Dear Leader”. A vast majority are just trolls and lonely boomers telling ghost stories to each other.
They’d just call the AI woke.
Good. Let them fight.
I don’t think it’d be much of a fight. Conservatives get their jollies from hurting others feelings. AI has no feelings, and data centers are just buildings.
So conservatives could yell at a data cdnter “I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!!!” and the data center would still be a brick building without feelings.
Except sometimes conservatives go out and shoot people.
Well then it’ll have to be Sam Altman, then. And probably Thiel, and any other gay billionaire. Actually, just all the billionaires. No sense discriminating on the basis of sexual identity.
So…we should do that campaign?
What, like, dungeons and dragons? Slaying the dragons Samal-T’man and Partheil?
Yeah, imma make the character sheet…
Data centers are next gen Planned Parenthoods, the ones where post-birth abortions are performed.
Fact check: TRUE ✅
I think that’s the point, right?
indeed
It sounds like that’s the point.
This is not a shower thought
This thought occurred to me while showering.
Sure. But that’s not the essence of what a shower thought is. Shower thoughts are pretty universally relatable and provide new perspectives on the mundane. This is neither. You can also have a shower thought outside of the shower.
Conservatives will believe anything as long as it’s followed by the hastags #MAGA #PATRIOT #WOKE and #TDS in any order.
