I haven’t used this template in a while, but alternate version of that:

Blazin’ Bev memes always get a laugh out of me.
Well, at some point you start going down again, so no further than that.
Not even bald, but I tend to just do my whole head in one go.
Ages ago I ran out of shampoo and just used body wash instead… after a few weeks of being too lazy to buy more shampoo, I realized my hair was… completely unchanged.
So, fuck it. Water and body wash are my shower’s only two ingredients, for the past decade and change.
And I use shampoo for everything. And no, I am not implying anything. [=
I’ve got a shaved head and i just wash my face and hair at the same time. From the nape of my neck to the top of my head to my adam’s apple and everything in between in one washing.
Same could be said of us bearded guys with hair. I just shampoo every thing from the neck up.
I asked this to my bald father once. Here’s the gist of it.
With fancy facial cleanser? To more or less where the original hairline used to be.
Regular bar soap? To the crown. Shit gets oily.
Where no man has ever gone before.
I’m kinda harry so…when I shave my face, how far DOWN should I go?


I once asked a hairy guy if he has to take off his shirt when he shaves his face. He did not appreciate it.
I take off my shirt when I shave, but that’s because I don’t want to get hair all over my shirt.
Oh I can answer this! I stop when the tangent is > 45 degrees. Think Skyrim terrain logic. Everything else gets shampooed.
Great.
So now in my mind Riker has never washed his genitals before… Thanks, OP.
Head canon for why he’s constantly airing out his sack.
Gotta flaunt that musk.
Rocking a skullet, my “face washing” goes to the hairline.
Since I use stuff that is gentler than regular soap on my face and other sensitive spots, I tend to use them on the bare areas of my scalp as well. Then again, I also tend to use really gentle shampoos too, so I could easily get away with using that on my face, I reckon.
But, yeah, in the shower I treat my scalp the same as my face, same products and such. When refreshing myself during the day, I use the same warm washcloth with no soap on the scalp too. Keeps things exfoliated well enough, and also keeps sebum from getting annoying.
All the way to the base of my neck. Especially in the summer
When I shaved my head, all the way.
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