I’d like to see proof of pug or Jesus.
I… that… it… you see, I…
[ahem]
Excuse me for a moment.
THEY’RE ONTO ME
Sadly, while I used to be told I looked like Jesus when I wore my hair long, my hair is neither long at this time nor am I in current possession of a pug due to apartment limitations. 😔
And the lieutenants missing are suspicious…?
Hey now, I’ve never denied being suss!
But you’re also not denying that you are in fact PugJesus… Interesting…
Only the true Messiah would deny his own divinity
In contrast, we all believe that you are who you say you are. No proof needed. None.
Apologies for the Americentrism (and poor quality editing lmao), but "I don’t believe that user has ever been to a military academy" just didn’t hit the same for me.
Its okay because Buzz is American.
Apology rejected.
The Captains I see here are usually Starfleet, not US Army.
There are some ensigns, but lieutenants are still suspiciously missing!
Advancement was never something I was interested in. I work for a living.
Of course I never went to West Point. I’m Navy.
It’s colonel not corporal!
I used to work in an office that had rules about how many of different types of personnel could be on the same airplane at the same time. With engineers on the team for instance, it was a massive pain scheduling flights anywhere because we were never allowed to have more than two of us on the same flight. We were allowed to have infinite LT’s on any flight though, and somebody added an addendum to that chart indicating they were also allowed to run with scissors. I wouldn’t admit to being a LT online either lol
