Seems to me the obvious solution is to unplug your headphones. Put the stuggles-with-consent-like-the-rest-of-them fame seeker (how pious) on the defensive and force the airline to make a decision.
I will start spouting old Cult of Nugget talking points from my DayZ RP server days in response.
“Behold, for we embark on this trip in the Nugget’s crispy glow. Ye, this vessel is blessed for it is very much like a fry basket, and we are all made in the image of the holy basket. If we fail to reach our destination fear not friends, for we will joint our fellow morsals on the eternal counter of complete orders. All hail the holy Nugget, all glory to the deep fryer which embraces us in it’s eternal warmth. Please open your menu’s to the brunch section, and let us pray. Oh holy Nugget, I owe you everything. For I was hungry and you gave me a fluffy breaded exterior. My fingies were dry and you gave me oil. My nostrils bored and you gave them aromas. My brain big sad and you gave me an endorphin hit. In Nugget’s name we pray. Hooray.”
“Having a religion is much like having a penis. It’s all well and good to have one, and one can even be proud of it. However, when you whip it out in public and bandy it about to my face, we will have problems.”
- Dame Maggie Smith
Off topic but I love how Dame hasn’t been watered down like Sir. Cuz like lots of people who aren’t knighted get called Sir.
Normalize calling women “madame”!
I’d expect they would react negatively like being called “Ma’am” (old). Adding the “d” might make you sound impudent.
It depends on how you say it. I haven’t gotten any bad reactions yet. One lady was surprised and delighted to be addressed with dignity for a change.
It depends more on who you say it to not how you say it.
Well yeah, that goes without saying.
Fuck that. I’d be the first one to shout “SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!” if someone started preaching on my flight. Stupid arrogant motherfuckers think they can do whatever they want.
seen the fuckin crazies do this on busses and trains too. it’s annoying as fuck
That’s why I prefer traveling by car. Public transport in theory is nice, but in practice it is ruined by obnoxious people.
i just make sure to always carry headphones with me xD
but yeah i used to have a car and i miss it. was nice, being able to get places more directly with less hassle. and just blaring music with the windows down lol
Another normal day in the Federal Republic of Dumbfuckistan…
There’s unfortunately very little airline staff can do to stop this.
Bullshit. The flight attendants and especially captains’ word is law on a plane. They say stop and they don’t they can and should absolutely charge them with disobeying the instructions of airline staff (something we see all the time) and blacklist them.
They are probably scared that terrorists are on board who support the religious fanatics. You know how americas are.
I can guarantee that will happen more quickly if they are quoting from a different holy text (for American flights).
Source: United Airlines Flight 93.
And then they have their lives ruined by Fox News 24/7 coverage.
This is a big ol set up.
I think the reverse can be true if footage is filmed by other onlookers which then is uploaded to social media for influencers to break down what happened.
The dude in a Target making a scene about the Satanic pride wear (the artist drew some devils in unrelated work) was pretty much a flop.
Maybe, but right wing outrage is an impossible and stupid force.
And why would one care? If I made it on Fox News for shutting down a cultist it’d be a mark of pride. The airline itself may suspend you with pay until it blows over in a week but firing or reprimanding someone for shutting down a nut job like that would blow up in the airlines face.
Let the dumb shits whine and cry.
I suppose that depends on how much you value your life and your loved ones. All it took was Alex Jones shouting a bunch and people who lost the lives of their children literally received death threats over it.
In any reasonable world it wouldn’t be a big deal, but there’s a lot of dangerous fruit cakes on the right wing these days.
I dunno, dropping a quick 400 feet without warning might get them to shut up.
I can’t see someone trying this on a plane full of Aussies and not catching hands.
We all know which country all these weirdos are from.
Well, a polite bunch of Aussies might shout phrases such as “shut up and sit down, ya dumb cunt” at the very least.
Matthew 6:1 - do not practice righteousness just to be seen by people.
Matthew 6:5 - prayer is not meant to become a performance for attention.
Jesus 6:9 - Shut up, shut up, for the love of me just shut the hell up!
Peter 7.0 - And the Lord sayeth, Nice!
Austin 3:16 - “I just whipped your ass.”
Is Matthew relevant for the average American Christian Conservative? As far as I can remember, he’s the main one of the four Evangelists who highlights themes of compassion, care of the neighbour and sheltering of the stranger.
They would say they aren’t praying for attention, but proselytizing for more converts.
Whoever scores the most souls wins!
Sky Daddy, I’m up here so close to you! Can you hear me? SSKKKYY DDAADDDY?!
sky martial could chain her in the bathroom. out of an abundance of caution
When’s the Satanic Temple getting in on this?
Imagine if Islam preachers (or whatever is the equivalent role) were doing that.
I think they’re called imams.
I’m not certain that imams also have the role of “spreading” the religion like that.
Think of it as two roles:
- Recruiter / spreader;
- Leader / (re)enforcer;
From the movie The Dictator: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWeMWD-Yagg
Imagine if satanists did this.
As long as there’s orgies.
I think there is a website from the late 90s for plane orgies.
I would be stoked if a Satanist¹ rose up to counter an evangelist like this and was prepared to do so.
¹ Is satanist proper? I know there are different kinds of satanists, from TST folk to LaVeyan Satanists and unlike Christians, have very little to do with each other.
Would be sick with a little fog machine. Line your robe with red LED strips. Etc.
Tbf Islam has its share of bigots like this, but it’s still fun to imagine how the Christian ones would react.
brown man with turban and a book stands up
omg I don’t wanna die!
white man in a suit holding a book stands up
eyeroll
I would sing baby shark loudly. I shut up when they shut up. And I can belt.
Incredible solution. I would be singing with you. Bet we wouldn’t make it past mommy shark.
Did it before when a couple was arguing next to me while I was belaying someone and couldn’t move. They fucked off pretty fast.
Could one carefully and quietly piss down the back of their (the preacher’s) leg while they’re doing this?
